Cutting Boards and Serving Trays
🩸 Cutting Boards That Kill (In the Best Way)
Whether you're slicing onions or summoning spirits, our horror-themed cutting boards are built to handle the heat—and the screams. Each piece is laser-engraved in-house on high-quality acacia wood, combining function with fright.
From twisted dinner parties to killer charcuterie nights, these boards aren’t just kitchen tools… they’re conversation starters for the beautifully deranged.
🔪 Sharpen your knives. Set the mood. Slice with style.
This 12” bamboo Lazy Susan features the nightmare himself, Freddy K...
This 12” bamboo Lazy Susan features the nightmare himself, Freddy Krueger, in a hilariously twisted design that reads “Krueger Nail Salon” — complete with him proudly showing off those… razor-sharp cuticles.
🩸 Laser-engraved on solid bamboo
🔁 Spins smoothly for tabletop use
🎃 Perfect for snacks...
$39.99
Unleash your inner beekeeper with this cute Table Tray! Crafted fro...
Unleash your inner beekeeper with this cute Table Tray! Crafted from Acacia with a hand-drawn bee design (by the Lady herself), this one-of-a-kind tray measures 10" x 3". Perfect for serving snacks, holding candles or displaying your favorite items. Get ready to bee the buzz of your next gathering!
$16.99
Whether you mean it with love, shade, or a little bit of both… this...
Whether you mean it with love, shade, or a little bit of both… this tray says it all:“Have the Day You Deserve.”
Laser engraved onto a 12x12” handmade wood tray, this design features a skeletal hand flashing the peace sign—but the message? That’s up to interpretation. A sarcastic gem or a goth da...
$44.99
The only thing these “friends” have in common is body counts.
Thi...
The only thing these “friends” have in common is body counts.
This 18x10” acacia cutting board features a laser-engraved lineup of horror’s greatest icons—Freddy, Chucky, Leatherface, Michael, Jason, and Ghostface—posed in a sitcom-style tribute under the iconic “F.R.I.E.N.D.S” lettering.
But...
$39.99
Some people bring appetizers. Billy brings consequences.
This 15....
Some people bring appetizers. Billy brings consequences.
This 15.5” x 12” round acacia cutting board is laser engraved with the iconic likeness of Billy the Puppet from the Saw franchise—staring into your soul and daring you to play… in the kitchen. The board reads “Billy’s Butcher Shop - Playi...
$49.99
Always fresh, never frozen.
This 13” round acacia cutting board i...
Always fresh, never frozen.
This 13” round acacia cutting board is laser-engraved with a sinister tribute to the original slasher—Michael Myers himself. Designed like a classic butcher shop logo, it features the iconic mask, two crossed chef knives, and the words “Always Fresh” and “Est. 1978” ...
$49.99
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