Looking for the perfect Valentine’s gift with a killer twist? Our Scary Snack Boards are the ultimate way to celebrate love—with a little side of terror! These handcrafted, laser-engraved charcuterie boards are designed for horror lovers who prefer their romance with a dark edge. Featuring iconic spooky characters and eerie, tongue-in-cheek messages, they’re sure to make your Valentine scream… with delight.

Each board includes:

✔️ Premium laser-engraved design on a high-quality wood board

✔️ Heart-shaped dish – perfect for dips, snacks, or sauces

✔️ Horror-inspired Valentine’s theme for a unique and unforgettable gift

Choose Your Nightmare:

💀 Pennywise “Be My Valentine” Board

• Features a chilling yet playful engraving of Pennywise holding a heart-shaped balloon

• Text: “Be My Valentine” in a drippy, horror-style font

• The perfect way to say “You’ll float too… into my heart”

🖤 Slappy the Dummy “You’re the Dummy I Chose” Board

• Engraved with Slappy, the sinister ventriloquist dummy from Goosebumps, holding a Valentine’s note

• Text: “You’re the Dummy I Chose”, adding a darkly humorous spin on classic love notes

• A must-have for couples who love horror with a side of humor

🎁 A Unique Gift for Horror Fans

Whether you’re planning a spooky date night, gifting your horror-loving partner, or treating yourself, these Valentine’s Day exclusives are a bold, fun, and slightly terrifying way to celebrate love.

🛒 Limited Availability – Only one of each available!