Always fresh, never frozen.

This 13” round acacia cutting board is laser-engraved with a sinister tribute to the original slasher—Michael Myers himself. Designed like a classic butcher shop logo, it features the iconic mask, two crossed chef knives, and the words “Always Fresh” and “Est. 1978” for fans who know when the killing began.

🩸 Distressed artwork gives it that vintage butcher shop vibe

🔪 Solid acacia wood offers natural grain variation and killer durability

🎃 Perfect for Halloween hosting, horror collectors, or slicing through your next charcuterie spread